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MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice one Haar.


ENERGY DRINKS -




EARLY MORNING WARNING -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.84/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.




MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B@**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am
great ph**o, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry


INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




PROGRESS - time marches on


TAGS: technology tradeoffs
Rating: 4.82/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:54 pm
The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:27 am
The only thing I ever regret is that I wasn't born earlier.
CANADA - January 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
screw dependability. I'll take a 69 charger over a prius any day
Airman - January 7, 2011, 3:54 pm
the games are better now, dvds don't have to be rewound, tv pictures are much better, and cars are way more dependable. Music isn't better
ThatGuy - January 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
You make a good point but some of those times are way exaggerated. And you forgot to factor in 10 minutes of blowing on the cartridge to make the game play.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2011, 1:34 am
This could have also included a comparison between the turn on to useable time between home computers today and the Apple II, but other than that nitpick, I like this :-)


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice


9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




INOCULATTE -


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm

I could take coffee like this all day


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


coffee -




OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


AIRPLANES -


TAGS: off we go
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 24, 2010, 12:44 pm
ah forsi, you'll be fine. many days ahead.. Yes face, my numb left pinky is hitting random keys.. good catch. Thx
forseti - September 24, 2010, 12:27 pm
d***. My voting kicked me out of the last top5. I hate to upload just before cubby, face and airman... Don't disturb me for a while pleasy, I have to cry a little...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice one air. I didn't think the back slash was meant to be there. 5L


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.




MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.


TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am
MUAH!


THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




OFFROAD TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: delorean offroad
Rating: 4.03/5

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zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
This one is better.
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 12:28 am
My bad, didn't know someone did it a while ago. I haven't seen every motifake, and I apologize. If the mods want to pull this one as a duplicate, I'm fine with that.
CANADA - March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm
word for word of this one....81425


The answer is simple -


TAGS: coffee tea
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^


SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays


TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.47/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
Thanks
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
LOL.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
spf5
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L


IF EVERYONE -


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


My Lord... -




GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


ONE MORE CHUCKLE -


TAGS: scoffers beware
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:33 pm
Too Late! D:


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


You Bastards! -


TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.61/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?


GERMANY -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Here's your present.




CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions




THIS DOG - can totally bite your face off >:D




Coffin View -


TAGS: coffin
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 30, 2013, 5:53 pm
I think whomever buys those is a lot more optimistic than I am! Somehow I think if you can use a DVD player or an LCD screen, you really don't need to be in a coffin.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:04 am
FANTASTIC! 5L What I don't understand are the coffins with the LCD screens and DVD players.


OFFICE POLITICS #5 - When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.




Time After Time -


TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed


TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.


SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


SARCASM -




TAILGATING DRIVERS - Grey doesn't have that problem anymore


TAGS: back off
Rating: 4.44/5

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TRUENEPHILIM - March 19, 2013, 2:29 pm
Gun or not, that truck is bad a**
corbett06 - September 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
i so would do that that is just awesome 5L
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 5:16 pm
oh yeah baby!! got that little beauty added-on last week after that little ol lady from pasendena tried to bump draft my tailpipe last week. tobacco chewin' Kenworth driving lunatic.....5L
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I imagine he wouldn't.


RESPECT -




TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin




EXCUSE ME - I believe you have my stapler


TAGS: s***ler office space
Rating: 1.44/5
******** ***** guy - November 8, 2008, 12:58 pm
LOL, there are now posters I forgot I made in the worst rated category!
pro - September 13, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh ... so if you could do that, that would be greeeaaaat.
LogicDude - September 12, 2008, 10:50 pm
Yeeeaaaahhhh....I'm going to have to ask you to come into work on Saturday....and Sunday.
Bill L. - September 3, 2008, 11:44 pm
You see, we're putting cover sheets...
TigerKid - September 1, 2008, 1:29 am
I'll set the building on fire.
pro - August 1, 2008, 4:56 am
Did you get the memo about the new TPS reports?


2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -


TAGS: lizvicious aol ***y goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




BOARDROOM -


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Great.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am
Fantastic


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




IMPATIENCE - I don't need cute faces or whipped cream, I JUST NEED MY COFFEE NOW ! UNDERSTAND?


TAGS: coffee blz
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - November 16, 2011, 5:48 am
LOL


IRRATIONAL FEAR -




THE DESTINATION - A journey isn't a journey without one....


TAGS: destination journey 4x4 offroad
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 6:37 pm
P.s. That actually is me ;)
ughomer - April 27, 2012, 12:28 pm
KEEP 'EM COMIN' BUMGRUBS.
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:03 am
OK, nicely done...
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:42 am
My first one....be gentle lol.


COFFEE - Drink coffee, you can sleep when your dead.


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 3.78/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:47 pm
YOU'RE!!!!


ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.




COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee




FIGHTER PILOTS -




TRICK QUESTION - Remember when they used to just offer you candy?


TAGS: ***offeder trick question
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hawamleh - January 13, 2011, 5:36 pm
I would answer, at least I would have some company, human company.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2011, 8:24 am
I'd agree Claire, yesterday was pretty nice.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:50 pm
The good ol' days...


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.


TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy sh**gun up*****
Rating: 4.19/5

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suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's


#1 COFFEE BENEFIT - KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A MORMON




LUMBERG HAIKU -




"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."


TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices




JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one




A COLD STETHOSCOPE - wakes you much better than a cup of coffee




OUR BOYS -


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
f***ing ausies gotta love them


YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair


TAGS: tiger offering tasty baby carnivore
Rating: 4.85/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.


TAGS: coffee mug funny
Rating: 4.27/5

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MAGIC BEANS -




OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.


Java -


TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
I NEED THAT CUP!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate h** drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


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